landorus:

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

(Source: landorus, via gnarly)

ridge:

it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them

(via gnarly)

the-adequate-gatsby:

no homo

whole homo

2% homo

skim homo

soy homo

almond homo

coconut homo

rice homo

butter homo

#I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo

(Source: femalemaincharacter, via gnarly)

mostawkwardmomentss:

When I get a random boner while watching TV

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(via ruinedchildhood)